i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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