Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
