So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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