I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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