and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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