You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
