I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
My breasts were aching with rage.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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