youre lurking in front of me
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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