And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
