Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We don't watch enough power rangers
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
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