why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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