To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Dicks are not precious.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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