You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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