omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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