Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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