OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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