Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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