If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
so much tequila, so little girl.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
