It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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