Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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