Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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