How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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