Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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