There is no way he is gay with that hair.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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