He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
its not stalking. its research.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
