No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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