my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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