Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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