I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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