i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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