Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
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