The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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