how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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