I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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