"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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