Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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