I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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