Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
