Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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