it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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