operation have a gay friend backfired
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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