i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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