How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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