I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
it's like heaven, but drunker
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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