what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
We got so high we made milksteak
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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