Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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