If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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