Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
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