Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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