He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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